After a year of absence from the Downtown L.A. scene ( apparently larceny ain't so grand)
My "augmented ego" Bella Beretta is returning below the Alvarado Belt.
The "sassy lassy with the vavoom chassis" makes her debut tonight as co-host of
The Miss Downtown L.A. Pageant.
Last week art star Emmeric manned ( any my what a man!) the mic alone...
However as the contest has grown in infamy,
it was determined it was time to bring out the big guns for reinforcement....
The Big Beretta to be precise
So I will be there in Ostrich feathers and rhinestones galore to be the girl friday
to Emmerics naughty antics...( does he have any other kind?)
@
Broadway Bar
830 S. Broadway
LA,CA 90014
Signups to compete for the title are from 9-11
and the contest starts @ 11 SHARP!
Please bring $$ for donations
All proceed generated by the contest will
be going to LA Animal Services
Ladies!!!
This is a grand contest and after tonight there will
be 2 more nights ( next Thursday @ Bar 107, the following @ La Cita)
for you to come compete
for the coveted title of Miss Downtown L.A....
for more details please check out:
http://www.myspace.com/downindo
So get in your pageant best,vaseline those teeth and
practice your wave ("elbow-elbow-wrist-wrist-wrist")
And we'll see you @ The Broadway Bar!
XOXO-
Miss Bella B.
"What good is being famous, if it's not Infamous."
www.theinfamousmissberetta.com
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